Monday, October 24, 2011
twentypercentcooler: This is the most amazing comment that has been left on the Internet, ever. In our review of Blade, David Uzumeri and I refer to the characterization of Dracula from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer comics and Captain Britain and MI13 as racist due to his super-hatred of Turks and Muslims, and this is the result.  Apparently this dude or lady is so mad at us being pro-Muslim liberals that he or she IS ACTUALLY SIDING WITH DRACULA. Don’t ever change, The Internet.  I love you just the way you are. This guy really is underselling the importance of my liberal apologist card. You may think that he is being snarky, but I have to hold onto that card like my life depends on it,  because it does. Without the misbegotten empathy and empty gesturing the card provides pumping through my veins, my heart will stop beating and I will wither up and die, leaving nothing more than a pile of dust shaped like the stylized Obama O.

twentypercentcooler:

This is the most amazing comment that has been left on the Internet, ever.

In our review of Blade, David Uzumeri and I refer to the characterization of Dracula from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer comics and Captain Britain and MI13 as racist due to his super-hatred of Turks and Muslims, and this is the result.  Apparently this dude or lady is so mad at us being pro-Muslim liberals that he or she IS ACTUALLY SIDING WITH DRACULA.

Don’t ever change, The Internet.  I love you just the way you are.

This guy really is underselling the importance of my liberal apologist card. You may think that he is being snarky, but I have to hold onto that card like my life depends on it,  because it does. Without the misbegotten empathy and empty gesturing the card provides pumping through my veins, my heart will stop beating and I will wither up and die, leaving nothing more than a pile of dust shaped like the stylized Obama O.

Posted at 5:13 PM 55 notes Reblogged from twentypercentcooler

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  1. thevolcanoplays reblogged this from twentypercentcooler
  2. apiphile reblogged this from godiseven and added:
    Holy what, that isn’t sarcasm? I thought that was a sarcastic comment!
  3. otarsus reblogged this from twentypercentcooler
  4. bigfootzillareptoid reblogged this from catbountry and added:
    “What, you’re saying Jerry’s a Dracula?” “No. Dracula’s one specific vampire.”
  5. betthearm reblogged this from stickfigureno
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  7. catbountry reblogged this from lorycannotsupinate and added:
    I find this racist against Draculas.
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  12. cdamascus reblogged this from twentypercentcooler and added:
    Is there a version...involves Dracula?
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  15. onehourempire reblogged this from twentypercentcooler and added:
    my liberal apologist card. You may think that he is being snarky, but...hold onto that...
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